interpretthis: (house_welcome back)
2017-01-06 11:08 pm

Fic: Song of You and Me

Title: Song of You and Me
Author: interpretthis
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sheriarty (Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty)
Rating: M
Summary: There was nothing sexual about it. Not in the important sense at least. It was a physical reaction, easily explained by the heady rush that came with each new deliciously intricate puzzle, by the thrill of the challenge, the chase. He had felt it even during their first games – not quite as blatantly then, but Sherlock knew what he liked, and the fact that Moriarty happened to be best at providing it was irrelevant.

Notes: I wrote the first two paragraphs of this story in late 2012 and came across them a few days ago. I'm guessing I originally intended for it to be a fun bit of smut, but it had a mind of its own and got a little more intense - I may have gotten slightly carried away with how in love I am with their love, haha. After four years away from fandom, I'm insanely thrilled that these two drew me back in, and I'm really excited to finally be contributing my first Sheriarty fic. Writing this story honestly felt like coming home - I'm so happy to be back. I hope you enjoy it! <3

Also posted on AO3,, and Tumblr.

And sosososo many thanks to the makers of these videos for their fucking gorgeous inspiration, I cannot stop watching them: Don't Let Me Down & Clarity

Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock or Walt Whitman's "Song of Myself" ("every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you").

P.S. Dear LJ, I missed you so much.
Song of You and Me )
interpretthis: (sh_elementary)
2011-03-02 12:50 am

Fic: Dare To

Title: Dare To
Author: interpretthis
Fandom: Holmes RPF
Pairing: Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: To my knowledge, this never happened, is not happening, and never will happen. Shame.
Summary: In the middle of a boring party, Robert decides to do something unadvisable.
Notes: Prufrock's Eliot's.

Dare To )
interpretthis: (read this face)
2011-03-01 05:57 am

Fic: Intended

Title: Intended
Author: interpretthis
Fandom: Reservoir Dogs
Pairing: Mr. Orange/Mr. White
Rating: R
Summary: Freddy’s got it all figured out.

Intended )

interpretthis: (ltm_safe)
2011-02-25 04:45 pm
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Fic: Nightmare for a Dream

Title: Nightmare for a Dream
Author: interpretthis
Fandom: Lie to Me
Pairing: Callian
Rating: PG
Summary: The truth’s sick of letting the stars of The Lightman Group lie to themselves.
Notes: For [ profile] augrah  – who I love love love for introducing me to this fandom – in partial exchange for the in-transit package of Roth goodies. ♥



Nightmare for a Dream )
interpretthis: (lost_alpha dork)
2009-07-21 11:34 pm

Fic: Bloody Lost

Title: Bloody Lost

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Lost/Twilight crossover

Characters/Pairings: Ben Linus, Carlisle Cullen, mention of Edward/Bella

Rating: PG

Genre: Humor

Summary: One night the traveling island decides to thoroughly confuse a certain Ben Linus by moving into a section of ocean labeled “occupied” for a few minutes of amusement.

Notes: For[info]augrah.  I am beyond horrifyingly late, but I hope you like it all the same.



Bloody Lost )


interpretthis: (tdk_wellllllllll)
2009-02-24 10:49 pm

Drabble: Devout

Title: Devout

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Batman/Gordon

Rating: PG-13ish

Summary: One story ends and another begins.

Notes: For[info]brushed_velvet.




Devout )

interpretthis: (pb_alex b&w)
2009-02-23 10:28 pm

Drabble: Mock Death

Title: Mock Death

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Prison Break

Pairing/Character(s): Alex Mahone

Rating: Mature

Genre: AngstAngstAngst

Summary: When the man woke up, face down in the grass beneath a moonless sky, every single part of him was dead save for his mind.

Notes: For [info]pamalax.  Spoilers for 4x01…and possible liberties taken with a fine plot point that we’re going to ignore for the time being.   



Mock Death )
interpretthis: (tdk_eye fuck)
2009-02-23 05:49 pm

Drabble: Blackout

Title: Blackout

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Batman/Joker

Rating: Mature

Summary: Gotham’s guts go dark one night.

Notes: For [info]teithiwr.  And, as ever, but especially today, for Heath.  This wouldn't exist without you.



Blackout )

interpretthis: (spn_winchesters)
2009-02-16 06:01 pm

Drabble: Deluge

Title: Deluge

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Sam/Dean

Rating: Mature

Summary: Sam grinned one of those grins that tears across your mouth when you know you’re alive and a part of the universe and Dean whistled, low.

Notes: For[info]onehoureternity.  (Oh hallo, run-on sentence!)



Deluge )


interpretthis: (hp_to the dungeon)
2009-02-16 03:59 pm

Drabble: Suckered

Title: Suckered

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Severus/Harry

Rating: Matureish

Summary: Snape really should be more careful when it comes to drinking from unattended goblets.  Especially on Valentine’s Day.

Notes: For[info]jess_williams.




Suckered )

interpretthis: (svu_el/liv)
2009-02-14 10:10 am

Drabble: You've been hit!

Title: You’ve been hit!

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Law & Order: SVU

Pairing: Elliot/Olivia

Rating: PG-13

Summary: It was Munch’s idea to take the annual department office party to the ever-so-sophisticated field of laser tag, foregoing the usual stuffy restaurant for a good ol’ every-man-for-himself showdown.

Notes: For [info]kansasspice.    

You've been hit! )


interpretthis: (tdk_massive eye-fuck)
2008-08-04 01:19 am

Fic: Gravity

Title: Gravity

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Joker/Batman

Rating: R

Warnings: Spoilers, sexual situations, blood, language, fun!

Summary: It only takes Batman a week to get caught and thrown in Arkham, the Joker’s parting laugh still ringing against the base of his skull as they process him for confinement.

Notes: For the Batman Kink Meme, with the prompt:

Pairing: Batman/Joker
Kink: "Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one.
HMM. What do you think they'd get up to, dear Anons?



Gravity )
interpretthis: (happiness)
2008-08-01 08:43 pm

Fic: Second Thoughts

Title: Second Thoughts

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Twilight

Pairing: Carlisle/Bella

Rating: PG-13ish

Summary: Humanity is precious.  Carlisle knows that better than anyone.

Notes: Just a quickie before the end!  And I'm not entirely sure where Bella was born, but let's pretend.



interpretthis: (tdk_wellllllllll)
2008-07-24 01:30 am

Fic: Pulling Out

Title: Pulling Out

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Joker/Batman

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Sexual jazz, violence, SPOILERS, possible general craziness – I really have no clue, extreme sleep-deprivation is eating at my brain so there could be all sorts of things going on…I apologize in advance for the last scene, for one thing…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Batman, and I certainly don’t own Nat King Cole.

Summary: “You like it?” The Joker struck a pose, his garish red lips curving up in a wicked grin as he watched Bruce carefully from beneath his eyelashes.  “This is just a tryout, mind you, the real lucky one will be your blond beau Mr. Dent."



interpretthis: (tdk_interrogation)
2008-07-20 05:26 pm

Fic: Face-Lift

Title: Face-Lift

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Joker/Batman

Rating: R
Words: 1,389

Warnings: Extremely disturbing, Joker-style -- and of course SPOILERS SPOILERS MON DIEU SPOILERS!  You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I’d be smiling if I did.
Summary: Sharing is caring…it can be fun.


Face-Lift )
interpretthis: (lost_bj)
2008-04-13 02:44 pm
Entry tags:

Fic: Easy Way Out

Title: Easy Way Out

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Lost

Pairings/Characters: Ben/Juliet, OC

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Angst

Warnings: Suicide

Summary: I’d chosen long before to love apathy in her place.

Notes: What’s this?  A FIC?  MON DIEU, IT IS! /writer’s block -- POST-“The Other Woman”



interpretthis: (london)
2008-02-14 11:36 pm

Fic: Waxing Poetic (valentine08 #7)

Title: Waxing Poetic

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Draco/Hermione

Rating: PG-13

WC: 632

Notes: For the seventh and final day of the 7 Kisses Challenge @  [info]dramionedrabble.  Prompt: romantic kiss.

Day Seven )
interpretthis: (london)
2008-02-13 10:21 pm

Fic: Reach (valentine08 #6)

Title: Reach

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Draco/Hermione

Rating: PG-13

WC: 303

Notes: For day six of the 7 Kisses Challenge @ [info]dramionedrabble.  Prompt: secret kiss. 

Day Six )
interpretthis: (hp_spanking time)
2008-02-12 11:56 pm

Fic: Intervention (valentine08 #5)

Title: Intervention

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Draco/Hermione (with a bit of friendly Ginny/Hermione thrown in, just as a warning)

Rating: PG-13

WC: 833

Notes: I apologize beforehand for the theme – I just saw Cruel Intentions for the first time – how could I possibly resist?  For day five of the 7 Kisses Challenge @ [info]dramionedrabble.  Prompt: French kiss. 

Day Five )
interpretthis: (hdm_sexier than you)
2008-02-11 11:39 pm

Fic: Purification (valentine08 #4)

Title: Purification
Author: interpretthis
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
WC: 781
Notes: For day four of the 7 Kisses Challenge @ [ profile] dramionedrabble.  Prompt: underwater kiss.               

Day Four )