I like this. The shortness makes it sort of weirdly mysterious, like we know we're not getting the whole story and thus crave expansion...well, I do anyway :D But it's an interesting morsel by itself. "fucked himself(sans wall)" made me giggle.

Also loved: "This annoyed Cameron. This annoyed Foreman. This later annoyed House, upon the realization that he had a hard-on the size of Everest and no one to bring him off." Oh, House.