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Title: Face-Lift

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: TDK

Pairing: Joker/Batman

Rating: R
Words: 1,389

Warnings: Extremely disturbing, Joker-style -- and of course SPOILERS SPOILERS MON DIEU SPOILERS!  You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I’d be smiling if I did.
Summary: Sharing is caring…it can be fun.


                 Garish, blinding laughter rang out as Bruce’s black-clad fist collided again and again with the Joker’s chalky face.


                “TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!” He boomed, his voice crashing into the white walls of the interrogation room, a raging storm of fear.


                The Joker rolled his head slowly along the tiled, red-streaked wall to grin up at the masked man above.


                “Hit me again, bat boy.” His jagged laughter bubbled up from the long rip of his mouth.  “You’ll have to try harder than that to realize I don’t bleed like other men – in fact,” his eyes slipped closed and he shifted his head back and forth along the wall, leaving a deepening garnet trail in its wake, “I bleed laughter, slaughter, laughter, slaugh -”


                Bruce’s hand struck out, grabbing the Joker by his neck to slam him against the already cracked and bloodied two-way mirror.


                “Ooohh, that’s more like it,” he gushed, cracking a wide smile to show yellowed teeth, his eyes slanting down lazily to tease Bruce’s own.


                “I’m not interested in playing your games,” Bruce growled, his eyes narrowing.


                The Joker’s grin widened further.


                Everyone’s interested in playing my games.  And they do it so well.  You especially.”  He pulled his lower lip into his mouth and lifted his eyes to the blindingly white ceiling, as if wondering just how to word his next sentence.  “You see Batman – I have a certain amount of talent for…attracting playmates.  I could never play the games I want to play all on my own, so it’s important to me that I have the…charisma,” his eyes shot down to meet Bruce’s once more and he gave an elaborate, delighted shudder, wiggling between the wall and the massive man holding him to it, “necessary to draw charming people like yourself.”


                Bruce hissed and tightened his thumb against the painted jaw.


                “I enjoy giving others the chance to join in my fun.” The Joker reached up for Bruce’s face, grabbing his exposed jaw before he could jerk away.  “We are alike, Batman.” He molded his expression into one of sadness.  “If only you could see that through your blackened eyes.”  He let go of Bruce’s jaw and reached up to smudge at the dark paint circling the masked eyes, his thumb just brushing at the right eye’s underside as Bruce jerked his head to the side.


                “Mmm.” The Joker rubbed his blackened thumb under his own eye, darkening his melting paint with the Batman’s.  He grinned as he felt Bruce’s hand shivering under his jaw, as he felt his fingers shudder where they were pressed to his pulse points.


                “You feel that?” He was delighted, his eyes jumping with glee.  “It’s racing.”


                Bruce’s eyes narrowed, his hand falling away from the other man’s neck, though there was no room between them for him to escape.  The Joker pressed his hand to the Batman’s solid suit, letting it go flat over the area hiding the heart.  His forehead creased, his scars turned down in a frown.  His eyes roved slowly up to meet Bruce’s, a smile hidden just beneath their glossy surface.


                “I can’t feel yours.”


                Bruce swallowed loudly, his breath coming in long, loud draws through his nose.  His eyes widened and he tensed as he watched the Joker’s hand slide slowly, languidly up the chiseled façade of the batsuit.  As he reached the neck, his long, searching fingers slipped beneath the mask and crept into warm flesh.  Their eyes met.  The Joker’s were loaded and knowing, his face twisted in a smirk.  Bruce tried to pull away, but his body felt heavy, his mind ran thick with lead.  The Joker’s icy fingers smoothed up Bruce’s feverish skin, finally coming to rest with thumb and index finger pressing into each side of the man’s neck.  He inhaled slowly, his eyes slipping closed, his scars turning up in relish.


                Now I feel the real Batman.  Dare I say he’s enjoying my little game?”  One eyelid crept open to scrutinize Bruce’s face.  His eyes were closed.  He held his breath.  The joker’s smile curled up further.  “I just knew we’d be friends.  And now for the final touch.”  He snatched his hand from beneath Bruce’s mask, smirking as the man’s dark eyes snapped open.  He straightened up – all business again - and cracked his neck with a guttural groan of pleasure.  He grabbed Bruce by the back of the head, clutching at the black rubber as he leaned back to get a good look at him, his eyes playful and dark with anticipation.


                “All you need is a smile!”


                His crimson lips crushed Bruce’s flat ones, his tongue stabbing through to swipe his scalding mouth with vigor.  He cracked a smile against flushed lips as the Batman tried to pull away with the last of his waning strength, the last of his tepid will.  The Joker’s hand snaked beneath the edge of the mask to clutch at the heat of Bruce’s neck as he flipped them around to slam Bruce into the window.  His other hand pressed into the mirror, leaving a faint bloody streak as it slid down ever-so-slowly.  He laughed against Batman’s mouth as he felt him exhale and respond, cracking cracking cracked.  As his hand reached the bottom of the mirror he flipped it around to offer the watching officers his middle finger before grabbing Bruce’s jaw and pulling his lips away with a faint laugh to roll his cheek onto Bruce’s, letting his scar press into the perfect flesh.  His eyes slipped closed and his grin stretched tight.  He pulled his cheek away, panting through his smile as he saw the red curve of paint gracing Batman’s own.  He kissed him slowly – once, twice – licking along his swollen red lips, lazy cackles riding on his heavy breath as he reached Bruce’s other cheek and pressed his elongated smile against the scorching skin.  His eyes roved up to Batman’s.  He chuckled softly upon seeing them closed and let his own slip shut as he rolled his sticky cheek away from the second print he’d made.  He kissed him slowly once more, his loud, drawn-out moan vulgar.


                He pulled away from the Batman with victorious eyes, patting him lightly on the shoulder as he surveyed his work.  Batman’s borrowed smile stretched sticky and bright from one edge of the mask to the other, especially wide and messy on and around his own lips.


                “There now, don’t you look lovely.” The Joker leaned forward to pinch his cheeks, eyes leaping with glee.  Bruce snapped his head to the side, tearing away from his grip, sliding down the wall in a heap, his fists tight and quaking.  The Joker tilted his head to one side, shaking it slowly.  He caught sight of his face in the mirror as he did.


                “You stole my smile,” he drawled, stepping forward to inspect the faint pink of his lips more closely.  He sighed, shook his head, and gave the mirror a raspberry kiss, licking up the bloody trail he’d left with a groan.


                “Well Batman, it’s been fun.”  He stepped back from the mirror and crossed his fingers, kneeling down for Bruce to see from where he lay on the floor.  “Here’s hoping your girlfriend and her boyfriend didn’t kick the bucket while we were getting our jollies off!”  He uncrossed his fingers and reached down to caress Batman’s cheek.  Bruce made a quiet noise of defeat in the back of his throat.  The Joker thumbed the unblemished skin lovingly before scraping the nail of his index finder along the right side of Bruce’s painted smile, collecting the blood with a soft moan as it came.  He swept his dark finger across each of his scars, staining them bright crimson once more, then dipped it back and ran the finger slowly around the circle of his lips, sweeping the blood off the bottom lip with a lick and a groan before renewing it once more.  Bruce stared up at him, eyes dead, a thin shiver wracking the length of his body.  The Joker smirked down at him.


                “Thanks for the quickie!”


                Leaping up, he bounced across the room to wrench the chair out from under the doorknob.  He threw it to the side, raised his arms to the ceiling, and smiled a great, bloody grin.


                “COME AND GET ME!”

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Date: 2008-07-21 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am brain-dead after reading this. Really. It was just so erotically charged and absolutely brillaint. Definitely one of the sexiest Batman/Joker fics I have ever read. -applaudes-

Date: 2008-07-21 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh wow, thank you ever-so-much! What a lovely comment - dead brains are always welcome! ;P

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Date: 2008-07-21 04:51 pm (UTC)
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Oh thank you thank you thank you - he's the big challenge, and hearing that I even got close makes me all squeeful. Though I was amused and slightly alarmed to find myself feeling a *little* out of it after finishing this particular piece. ;)
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Date: 2008-07-21 01:30 am (UTC)
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This is ridiculously amazing. You wrote the Joker with such surgical fucking precision. I got cold chills.

Date: 2008-07-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
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Thank you so so so much! What a compliment! ♥

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Date: 2008-07-21 01:43 am (UTC)
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Just loved that smile transfer thing, that was a brilliant idea, and such a visual.

Date: 2008-07-21 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you! ♥ I just had to do it -- I'm so glad it worked for you!

Date: 2008-07-21 01:44 am (UTC)
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Oh, I don't even want to finish my own fic after reading this. It was brilliant. The whole time I was splitting my attention between the sexual tension in the interrogation room and the chaos that was probably going on outside it. I imagined Sirius/Gordon (lol, I called him Sirius throughout the movie) just staring in shocked horror. Great job!

Date: 2008-07-21 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're not the only one who was. XD

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Date: 2008-07-21 02:01 am (UTC)
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Oh my godd

I loved everything about this fic. All the dialogue and characterizations were so spot on, and then the makeup exchanging between the two (eye makeup + the kiss)...*dead* Fantastic, really. *_*

Date: 2008-07-21 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you!!! And kudos to you for mentioning the eye makeup - that just came to me out of the blue and I loved the idea of each getting a bit of the other's disguise. :)

Date: 2008-07-21 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Gahhhh. Brainmelt. That was totally, devastatingly sexy. I especially liked the Joker's totally shameless lust; it fit perfectly with his character.

Now...I'm off to go take a very, very cold shower.

Date: 2008-07-21 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you so much!!! ♥ Melting brains complete me. ;)

I especially liked the Joker's totally shameless lust; it fit perfectly with his character.
*wide grin* And it's just an ungodly amount of fun to write.

Date: 2008-07-21 02:51 am (UTC)
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Oh dear Lord! That was so naughty! It's super awkward to know that there were like, a dozen cops watching them through the mirror, but then I realized that there were probably a lot of female cops fanning themselves silly as they watched. That visual of Joker licking his own blood off the mirror was intense. Thank you so much for writing this!

Date: 2008-07-21 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you!!! ♥

It's super awkward to know that there were like, a dozen cops watching them through the mirror, but then I realized that there were probably a lot of female cops fanning themselves silly as they watched.
Ha - you know it! XD Having everyone watching made it so much more fun 1.) for me 2.) for the Joker. ;)

That visual of Joker licking his own blood off the mirror was intense.
Thanks again for the lovely art! I'm contemplating printing it out and sticking it on my wall. :D

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Date: 2008-07-21 03:05 am (UTC)
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That actually didn't suspend my disbelief. Well done.

Date: 2008-07-21 06:00 pm (UTC)
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Thank you ever-so-much! ♥ Believability is always good. :D

Date: 2008-07-21 04:00 am (UTC)
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Hot. Very hot. And quite in character, too. I really liked this! Amazing job.

Date: 2008-07-21 05:00 am (UTC)
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sorry to but in but i LOVe your Icon!!

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Date: 2008-07-21 04:59 am (UTC)
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YAY! "Thanks for the quickie!" OMG awsome!!

Date: 2008-07-21 06:03 pm (UTC)
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Thank you - I'm glad you liked it!!!

*hyperventilates and dies in the direction of your icon*

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Date: 2008-07-21 05:48 am (UTC)
ext_3663: picture of sheldon cooper from the big bang theory sitting down and staring at leonard with a smug/gauging look (tdk | joker | custom)
From: [identity profile]
That was amazingly brilliant. *adds to memories*

Date: 2008-07-21 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh my, thank you so much! ♥

Date: 2008-07-21 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oh sweet Jesus... LOVE IT!! :D

Now if only it happened in the movie... ^^

Date: 2008-07-21 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you!!!

Now if only it happened in the movie... ^^
I went to rerewatch it immediately after finishing, partly CAUSE I BLOODY WANTED TO, partly to reward myself for ficcage, and partly in the mad hope that it would happen. ;P It couldn't have hurt my chances...♥

Date: 2008-07-21 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This was made of win. Great characterization and dialogue. And it fits nicely into the movie, as well. Very awesome. :D

Date: 2008-07-21 06:09 pm (UTC)
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Thank you so much! ♥


Date: 2008-07-21 07:27 pm (UTC)
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I really like this! its kinda creepy in a arousing way~

+mems, & ♥

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Date: 2008-07-21 08:11 pm (UTC)
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Thank you!!! Just exactly what I was going for. ;)
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Date: 2008-07-21 08:47 pm (UTC)
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Thank you so very much; I am thrilled you can hear his voice! ♥

And do I mind? *melts* Go right ahead, it's an absolute honor. *hugs*

Date: 2008-07-21 10:07 pm (UTC)
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This is really brilliant. So incredibly sexy

Date: 2008-07-22 04:05 am (UTC)
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Thank you so much! :)

Re: in the words of randy jackson...

Date: 2008-07-22 04:06 am (UTC)
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Heheh, why thank you! ♥

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Date: 2008-07-22 01:05 am (UTC)
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Fantastic! I've seen the movie and so I can literally see in my mind that kind of scene playing out. :-) So good! Too bad Christopher Nolan could not have come up with that scene! ;-)

Please write more!

Date: 2008-07-22 04:10 am (UTC)
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Oh, thank you so much! Perhaps it'll be in the deleted scenes. ;)

And I've got TDK on the brain 24/7 so if I have anything to do with it there will be heaps more fic. :)


Date: 2008-07-22 01:08 am (UTC)
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This is my third -no- fourth time reading this and I love how Joker flips off the cops behind the mirror. As if to say "Look what I have done to your righteous symbol."

Date: 2008-07-22 04:16 am (UTC)
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*manic fannish squee* Rereads!

And I am so pleased you liked that bit - I wanted him to acknowledge the horrified and horny people watching to let them know that he knew they were watching and wanted it that way.

"Look what I have done to your righteous symbol."

Date: 2008-07-22 03:52 am (UTC)
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Totally amazing.
Totally hot.
Your characterization of the Joker was superb.

Date: 2008-07-22 04:18 am (UTC)
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*blushes* Thank you so very much! Always thrilled to ace batslash. ;D

Date: 2008-07-22 04:26 am (UTC)
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Just what the doctor ordered. Yikes.

(And thank you very, very much for sharing! I just got back from seeing the film.)

Date: 2008-07-22 04:29 am (UTC)
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You're very welcome!!!

WAS IT NOT INCREDIBLE? Seriously, like, every moment I'm not watching it I want to be. I'll be broke within the week. :P Anyhoo, glad you enjoyed the fic! ♥

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Date: 2008-07-22 04:32 am (UTC)
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hmmmm. I dunno, sure the dialog is believable, but batman is not gay. I think for me, the idea that batman was making out with the joker just sort of didn't click right in my brain. Now, the joker for all I know could be gay. NO one knows, no one. Batman on the other hand...he doesn't ever express such desires as that. I mean the whole woman... every girl he dates is well...a girl. I dunno...blame the comics on this one, but it just didn't work in my head right. (well written though as always) I think some of the other ppl who commented on this might have something other to say

Date: 2008-07-22 04:35 am (UTC)
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Lol, Katie. This is the beauty of fanfiction! ♥

And methinks Heath's Joker can turn anyone gay. ;P

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Date: 2008-07-22 05:13 am (UTC)
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I am stunned by how amazing and marverlous this was!! I could hear the Joker's voice in my head saying everything you wrote. This was pure genious!!! I LOVE it!! I loved "Thanks for the quickie!" The whole thing was insanely hot and Bruce was so out of it...hell I would be too if the Joker was doing that to me lol...Please continue writing more!
Ridiculously fantastic work on this!!

Date: 2008-07-22 05:16 am (UTC)
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I think I possibly misspelled somethings in my excitement over this fic lol...please excuse that...

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