Gettin' Ma Pimp On

If you are not watching Raines, I reserve the right to call you mentally insane and send the men in white coats after you.  The second ep was even better than the first.  I don't think I've ever laughed so much during a TV show.  And it's really not like the ghost/medium shows at all, because his are hallucinations.  The hallucinations don't know anything he doesn't know, because they're in his head.  And as he discovers new things about the victim, the hallucinations change.  In 1x02 they pull the vic out of the river with his face half chewed off, so that's how Raines sees him until they get a picture of the guy and he turns magically hot.  And then Raines finds out the guy didn't speak a lick of English, so the hallucination suddenly starts babbling in Raines's high school Spanish.  Great stuff.  And there were a ton of great lines, most over the quality of Raines's sarcasm and the inability of the people around him to understand it, but the guy is bloody brilliant.  And I'm officially in love with Jeff Goldblum.  I watched the first half-hour of Jurassic Park last night on my ipod before I fell asleep.  He is so much love and wonderful and hot packed all together.  Anyhow, if you don't remember a single thing of what you just read, remember this:

WATCH RAINES!!!  NBC FRIDAYS, 9/8 CENTRAL!!!  RAINES!  YOU!  WATCH!



Or Raines will sic the dead on you as they come out to feast in the dark of the night! *cackles*