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Title: Misunderstanding

Author: interpretthis

Fandom: Phantom of the Opera
Requested by: [info]orangeokapi13
Pairing/Characters: Erik/Christine

Rating: PG

Summary: But she only wanted to…! (Parody)

 

The music flows from his fingers like chardonnay from the neck of a bottle.  It charms her, spinning through her mind in an intoxicating whorl of life and sensuality.  She sneaks up behind him, taking advantage of his attention to the full embodiment of the song.  Her dainty hands reach up behind him…

 

He whirls around, catching her wrists in a vice of a grip, hissing all the while.  Something about his face and how he’ll never allow her to see it.  How could she possibly dare to reach for his mask?!  How could she?!

 

Christine manages to calm Erik down and tells it to him straight.

 

“Erik.  I don’t care about your face.  It wasn’t your mask I was reaching for.”

 

Erik’s eyes flash with hope.

 

“It wasn’t?” He’s a wounded puppy.

 

“No, of course not silly.  I only wanted to strip you of that already gaping shirt and marvel at the Apollonian beauty of your stone-hewn, chiseled abs of Sex.”

 

“Oh.  Well if that was all…”  Erik reaches for the remaining buttons.

 

“Oh Erik, you’re such a dear.”

FIN

The rest will be up shortly...

 

Date: 2007-05-07 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orangeokapi13.livejournal.com
Tehe yay! Merci beacoup. That was interesting and very amusing. I can totally see this in like...the bloopers or something from the movie. lol

Date: 2007-05-07 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinny-bacon.livejournal.com
tehe! This was hilarious and delightful. ♥

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